Your Gustatory Guide to #AWP14 in Seattle

23 Feb

There’s a lot of advice floating around for dealing with AWP  (I love Kelli Russell Agodon’s). And while AWP may be overwhelming, eating in Seattle doesn’t have to be. Four years into moving here from Brooklyn, I still marvel at the happy hours truly being happy, and while sometimes the food seems more expensive than food in New York (strange, I know), there’s plenty to enjoy on a tight budget. My suggestions are somewhat geographically biased, seeing as I never learned to drive. Without further ado, some suggestions for your eating and drinking pleasure.

Update: I’ve been chided for omitting a few very delicious establishments, two of which are close to my heart (Ezell’s, Rancho Bravo) and one of which gives me heart burn (Dick’s). Consider the guide amended!

The Pike/Pine Area

Best coffee, light, and glossy French magazines: Cafe Presse

Most decent slice of pizza: Big Mario’s

Best place to look hip and eat any meal of the day: Odd Fellows (bonus: proximity to literary mothership Richard Hugo House and book sanctuary Elliott Bay Books; nb. entrees not so cheap, but deviled eggs & $5 cocktails at happy hour are pretty wonderful)

Best (only?) 24-hour diner: Lost Lake (bonus: proximity to Hugo House & Elliott Bay Books; nb. the service is slow; not recommended if you’re in a hurry)

Tastiest tacos & tamales: Rancho Bravo (bonus: way cheaper than Odd Fellows or Lost Lake AND a smidgen closer to Hugo House)

Best Italian food in an old-timey setting: Machiavelli (bonus: this place is super close to the Convention Center; extra bonus: chicken liver lasagne!)

Capitol Hill

Best drinking chocolate/ drinking goop: the ciocco breve, 72% dark, at Dilettante (ask for it extra goopy!)

Coziest cafe with a great view of the historic Harvard Exit movie theater: Joe Bar

Tastiest, prettiest lattes: Vivace

Best “don’t judge me” happy hour: Coastal Kitchen (a longtime local seafood joint with a rotating menu)

Best-smelling, “life-changing” burger: Dick’s (get the Deluxe!)

First Hill

Best happy hour spot to feel like a ’70s porn star: Vito’s

Classiest hotel bar: The Sorrento’s Fireside Lounge

Closest thing I’ve found to the delis of my youth: George’s (only open M-F, 9-5 & Sat 10-3)

Belltown

Best Bang-For-Your-Buck Sushi Happy Hour: Wann

Chillest French bistro: Le Pichet

Downtown

Best happy hour for throwing your elbows out and getting $1 oysters: The Brooklyn (nb. get there promptly at 4 pm if your elbows aren’t pointy)

Central District

Tastiest spot for pho, frog legs, karaoke, and monkey bread, all in one place: Ba Bar

Best bordello-themed bar: The Neighbor Lady

Most extensive selection of microbrews plus ice cream and gummi bears: Chuck’s Hop Shop

Most life-changing fried chicken: Ezell’s (Johnny Horton says, “I recommend the spicy three piece.”)

Madrona

Have a car? Fancy a long walk up a steep hill? Best place to enjoy a cozy brunch (and have a Portlandia moment, waiting in line for brunch): The Hi Spot

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Best places to get someone else to pay: I recently tried and loved Rione XIII; people also seem to love Tom Douglas‘s restaurants.

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